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Deal Demotivational Poster


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...


ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip


TAGS: cats deal with **** too
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
Oldie and a goodie!
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:05 am
I like it. I can haz +5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:11 am
Usually I hate these...This one gets my 5. Well played Sir.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice! I love when a fodder picture is made into something good. 5L


NOTHING -


TAGS: deal with it
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 6:50 pm
Excellent flaunting choice.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 12:09 am
5 harsh and unblinking lions. Excellent demotivator for reality day, Haarakkon.
ronsart - November 30, 2009, 7:04 pm
instant CLASSIC Mr. Haarakkon...5+!
Airman - November 30, 2009, 6:52 pm
Really well done H
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
The World or the Government, Xopster?
Xopster - November 30, 2009, 5:28 pm
Can we bundle this one up and send it off to all the Socialists out there?


SNEAKY CAR DEALERS - $159 for a spray-on paint protector?


TAGS: dealer addons humvee
Rating: 4.85/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:44 pm
So where to I get my missile system for my Ford?
pcat - September 7, 2011, 7:58 pm
worth it......i mean the javelin of course


ROCKS -


TAGS: b***erteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
LOL!!!


JAPANESE WOMEN -




WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin


TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "f*** tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana f*** tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


It's not about the cards you're dealt -


TAGS: card deal play hand calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2015, 8:55 am
the bluff has always worked for me...usually...sometimes...well, there was that one time. it only takes onetime, ya'know.
EmilioDumphque - September 8, 2015, 7:03 pm
Oh, OK. Thanks Mr. Trump. That totally explains why you're rich, and how it had nothing to do with inheriting 200 million bucks.


SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


YOU ARE GUARANTEED - That Cary Grant Was NOT The One Who Dealt It.


TAGS: cary grant dealt fart elevator
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yes, North By Northwest - my favorite Hitch**** film.
Iconoclast - April 26, 2012, 10:21 pm
Yes. North by Northwest.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 6:50 pm
trying to figure out what movie that is.. North by Northwest?
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:34 pm

The lady ion the beige pillbox hat is trying to look innocent. 5LLLLL


CRYBABIES - To All You Babies Whining About Rejection: SHUT THE HELL UP And Make A Good Poster




I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL - Pray I do not alter it any futher.


TAGS: vader deal
Rating: 2.85/5


IDEAS -


TAGS: only ideals truly define the person hammy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - November 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I Used Hitler Because He Represents An Ideal, White Supremacy, A thought that Nearly Changed the world, Yet No Matter How We try the World Will Not be Able To Change this Idea. And I think Of Mohamed More Like This Old Guy That Used To Live Next To Me
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
My bad..should clarify. Where Hitler goes off on a rant about the Giants and the Cowboys. It made perfect sense to me, but others may think, what the heck is he talking about. :)
HammerofHeeb - November 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
I loved that youtube video with the Giants and the Cowboys. I find it entertaining that Hammy is Muslim, right? And he is called Hammy. This entertains me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 12:13 pm
Are we sure that's Hitler?...Maybe it's Muhammad...The one "true" prophet (no one knows what he looks like....except Hammy)
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:58 am
a general statement that makes you think, but what is the purpose of Hitler with it? the Holocaust? Dictators? conquering other countries? White supremacy? disappointment with the Cowboys?


RIGHT ON TARGET -


TAGS: idealistic pigeon aim
Rating: 4.18/5

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Icu271 - July 28, 2011, 12:58 am
is is that really enough?
Greeny - May 11, 2011, 9:22 pm
is is is, is... there, that's enough


COMPLETELY UNFAIR - who could concentrate with a dealer like this


TAGS: dealer
Rating: 3.36/5

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Lip-Smacking Good -


TAGS: tasty ph**ography and ph**ographer good deal i suppose
Rating: 4.69/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 9:53 pm

The description, the whole reason I asked how you got it
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:15 pm
The description sir... "Don't ask me how I got the picture." Its a true secret, not even Big Brother knows about it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:32 pm

How did you get the picture? (5Ls)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 1:09 pm
The lion has some good shampoo.
lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 1:08 pm

Beautiful graphic!~


GOLDDIGGERS -


TAGS: dealing with *****les requires courage
Rating: 4.64/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:38 am
So if you are Gold Member can she digg you??


SNIFFER DOGS -




BULLIES -




THE DEAL - In a theater near you. Summer 2011




Bad Habits -


TAGS: quit smoking deal spouses ***
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:52 am
Mr. Gary...calm the f*** d*wn *ear!! Just put lots of *'s, #'s and @'s randomly. It'll make sense to everyone else and yet still manage to f**k up the b*#@hy censor..t**h**
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:48 am
Mr.Gary, if you're smoking after se* may I suggest you start using some good lubricant? Or at the very least have some aloe vera standing near by.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:47 am
y'know, this phukking censor bytch is starting to get on my nerves. Censoring the word 'secks'. It's enough to change the rools of the basturd language called English.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:42 am
smoking after ***...hmmm, I should check


What A Deal -




Bargaining Edge -




Better Off Dead -




If Only Our Eyes -


TAGS: beauty love aging ideals life
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 27, 2015, 10:39 pm
Hahaha. Yes, especially on the "emo" & "goth" types..!
GaryO - October 27, 2015, 10:34 pm
ah the inner beauty...if some would just eat the makeup...
spacedog - October 27, 2015, 5:59 pm
Nice one.
MissPriss - October 27, 2015, 3:30 pm
5L Grey. U consider sending this 2 all the poor teens out there that have been brainwashed into believing that beauty is only viewed from the outside? They should see their fav' stars/idols WITHOUT makeup, pushups etc. they wouldn't even recognize them.


Fairy Tales -




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